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Great Quotes From Frustrated Golfers

By: Aazdak Alisimo

There are more than a few games that challenge your skills and character, but none of them manages to match up with the purity of golf. It can be maddening. It can be frustrating. It can also be funny as these quotes show.

1. The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

2. Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

3. Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.

4. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

5. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

7. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

8. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

9. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon

10. Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

11. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

12. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino

14. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

15. One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. - Lee Trevino

There are more than a few games that challenge your skills and character, but none of them manages to match up with the purity of golf. It can be maddening. It can be frustrating. It can also be funny as these quotes show.

1. The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

2. Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose. - Winston Churchill

3. Drive for show, Putt for dough, Shank for comic relief.

4. Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. - Tiger Woods

5. If I hit it right, it's a slice. If I hit it left, it's a hook. If I hit it straight, it's a miracle.

6. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it is always possible to get worse.

7. The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

8. Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

9. Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. - Harry Vardon

10. Golf is not a game, it's bondage. It was obviously devised by a man torn with guilt, eager to atone for his sins.

11. The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course. - Billy Graham

12. Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

13. How can they beat me? I've been struck by lightning, had two back operations, and been divorced twice. - Lee Trevino

14. These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow. - Sam Snead

15. One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. - Lee Trevino

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Aazdak Alisimo writes golf course articles for GolfClubCourse.com.

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